Happy New Year!

Hello all. :-) The holidays have been great. We've spent quite a bit of time back home with our families so we've been unable to spend much time on the computer. We're in dire need of some alone time and we only have a few days for it. :-(

J's job will be forcing us to be apart for a long time and I don't like it. However, I knew what I was getting into when we started our relationship so this isn't unexpected. J will be going overseas soon and I won't see him until late summer or early fall. We won't get to spend our first anniversary together which totally blows. I'm going to miss him so much...

I won't be writing about any personal spankings when he's gone, as he is the only one that spanks (and is allowed to spank) me.

I have a great family and wonderful friends that I will be around while he's gone so hopefully I won't go too insane. I miss him already, even though he's still here.

Well, I'm out of here for now. Need to go have some quality time while I can still have it!

Happy Spanking Everyone!

~Brat V!

Cane (well, dowel) and Yardstick

Just a couple of pics from the other day. Not great quality since they were taken with a phone. First without flash, second with. Before we went to dinner the other day I got a quick spanking. 15 with the dowel rod (which leaves marks quite like a cane) and 15 with the yardstick. Note the welt from the dowel on my right thigh. OUCH!





Which pic do you think came out better?

Happy Spanking!

~Brat V~

Happy Spanksgiving!

I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday. J and I will be on our way to Houston in the morning. Both his and my family live in that area so we'll be making the rounds when we get into town. Of course, we know where this leaves us for the next few days.

No spankings.

Still, we are both happy to be going home. We are both close with our families and enjoy getting to spend time with them. We're also looking forward to seeing some friends that we haven't seen in a good while. I miss my girl K (XOXO if you're reading this) and can't wait to hang out with her Thursday night. :-)

I didn't find this soon enough this year but maybe I'll buy this shirt and wear it next year. What do you think?



Happy Spanksgiving everyone!!!

~Brat V~

Spameme

I thought I'd post this since it looked like fun and I haven't posted for a little while. I stole this from Hermione who had borrowed it from Bonnie's archives. Feel free to steal it from me if you like. :-)

1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? - anytime :-)

2. On which side of the bed do you sleep? - usually the right

3. Pork, beef, or chicken? - chicken

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? - not for myself, but for a friend that needed to...we were very young at the time LOL

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? - left

6. Candles or incense? - candles

7. Do you dance when no one is watching? - sometimes

8. Did you play doctor when you were little? - not that I can recall

9. Stove top cooking or microwave? - stove top or oven for the most part

10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? - car

11. Shower or bath? - shower

12. Do you pee in the shower? - not all the time but I have before

13. Mexican or Chinese food? - love them both

14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? - aggressive

15. Do you own sex toys? - sure do

16. Corn dogs or hot dogs? - both every once in a while

17. Your favorite restaurant? - tough choice...lack of options where I live at the moment

18. What did you have for lunch today? - haven't had lunch yet

19. When did you last fall down? - not sure but it can't have been that long...I'm pretty clumsy

20. Have you ever wished someone were dead? - no

21. Love or money? - love

22. Credit cards or cash? - cards are just more convenient...especially if you do online shopping...but I never spend more money than I have

23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t? - no

24. Oreos or vanilla wafers? - vanilla wafers

25. How do you like your steak cooked? - medium

26. How do you like your eggs cooked? - over easy or scrambled

27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? - nope

28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel? - hotel...but camping can be fun at times

29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? - never had a root canal but I've had surgery so I don't know which to choose

30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? - how much money? a million or millions of dollars, yes...for a small amount like a hundred, no

31. Would you rather have lice or an STD? - neither please

32. What’s your favorite hard candy? - don't eat enough of it to have a fav

33. Ever been to a strip club? - yes

34. Ever been to a bar? - many times

35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? - no

36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? - no

37. Kissed someone of the same sex? - yes

38. Had sex in the car? - yes

39. Had sex at the beach? - yes

40. Had sex in a movie theater? - no

41. Had sex in a bathroom? - my bathroom, not a public one

42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store? - many times

43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? - just J

44. Have you been caught having sex? - was never caught by my parents but had friends walk in before

45. Have you ever kissed a stranger? - no

46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you? - J probably

Happy Spankings Everyone!!!

~Brat V~

Sorry, No Spanking in This Post...Maybe Tomorrow

Well, here I am again. Things are ok right now. My surgery a few weeks back went well and I'm nice and healed up now. Again, I will say that being female sucks sometimes. But I'm healthy again and I guess that's what's important.

Unfortunately, according to my doctor, the reason for my surgery has absolutely nothing to do with my inability to get pregnant. In fact, no one knows why we haven't been able to conceive (been trying all year). What's the use of having all these stupid female problems if I can't have any of the joys?

I was halfway hoping (terrible, I know) that something was seriously wrong and that I would have to have a hysterectomy done. At least then all the pressure (from family, friends and MYSELF most of all) to have a child would be gone. And I hate it when people ask when we're going to have kids or why we don't have kids. Instead of saying, "we're trying" I'm going to start saying, "we can't. I'm broken." Maybe that'll shut them up.

Ok, I'm done with my rant now. Sorry. I know this blog is supposed to be about spanking but sometimes other things are on my mind. Hopefully this weekend will bring some much needed spanking and lovey-dovey time with J. God knows I need it.

~Brat V~

I Need a New Camera

Yes, it's been FOREVER since I last posted. A lot of personal things have been going on that I'm not going to discuss just yet. It's hard to blog about fun things when not so fun things are going on. However, one fun thing happened today.





See what I mean about needing a new camera? The first pic is a little blurry (it's been doing this lately) and in both pictures the red just doesn't show up very red. And BELIEVE me, I was very red.

I wanted a good spanking because it's going to be about a week before I can have another one. When you have parents coming to visit it's better to keep the spankings to a minimum.

Also, I'll find out if anything is seriously wrong with me healthwise in a few days so I'll be posting about good news or bad news in a few days. Being female really sucks sometimes and I'll leave it at that.

I hope everyone in the spanko world is doing well and I'll be posting again soon, hopefully with some good/fun news.

Happy Spanking Everyone!

~Brat V~

I'm Still Here...

So I've not been posting for about a month. Shame on me. I deserve a spanking.

A lot of personal things (including a new job!) have come up of late, none of which are very spanking related. So sadly, I have no new adventures to report. Maybe soon!

Happy Spanking Everyone!!!

~Brat V~

Spanking the Virgins of Castle Anthrax

I'm a huge Monty Python fan. They were a bit before my time, but I grew up watching Monty Python's Flying Circus (thank God for PBS who still runs it late at night) and all their wonderful movies. I remember being about 12 and talking about one of their sketches and my uncle said to me, "what are you doing watching Monty Python? That's sick, adult humor." He was right of course, but I had already seen all of it by that age and had fallen in love with it.

My favorite of their movies by far is Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It's the most well-known and will never cease to be funny to me. They made a video game out of it several years ago and part of the game was "Spank the Virgin" referring to the virgins at Castle Anthrax. The last time we were at the Renaissance Fair my little brother started yelling out, "spank the virgin!" at the wenches that walked by. This was the same Ren Fair that I bought my flogger at that I wrote about in this post.

Here is a great clip from the movie of "Sir Galahad, the chaste" visiting Castle Anthrax, full of horny virgins that want to be spanked. Nothing graphic, but it's funny. Enjoy!



Happy Spanking Everyone!!!

~Brat V~

Spanking Survey

Both Bonnie and Padme posted this survey last week and I thought I'd have some fun with it. Enjoy!

spanking survey
Have you ever gotten spanked?:	Yes, many times
Do you like to be spanked?:	Very much so!
Are you bad?:	If I want to be >:)
Are you spanked over you pants or pants and undies pulled down?:	All of the above
What is your favorite thing about spanking?:	Letting go and giving up control...the sex that usually follows is nice too!!!
Do you get spanked hard?:	Yes...J can spank quite hard
What position are you in when getting spanked?:	Whatever position J puts me in
What do you like to be spanked with?:	J's hand of course...the leather paddle is also a favorite
Do you all get spanked?:	Just me...I don't spank J
Who spanks you?:	My husband, Daddy J
How long does the spanking last?:	However long J wants it to
When is the last time you got spanked?:	I got a short one in the kitchen yesterday evening :D
Do you spank yourself?:	I have before but don't really care for it
Do you have a spanking fetish?:	Of course :-)
After your spanking is over do you still act bratty later on?:	J would say yes...especially if it was a fun spanking and not punishment
How hard do you get spanked?:	Pretty damn hard LOL
Have you ever gotten your butt belted?:	Yes, many times
Have you ever gotten your butt paddled?:	Yes...we have several paddles...leather, lexan, large wooden, small wooden, mini boat oar
Have you ever gotten spanked in public?:	Just a few swats for fun...not a real spanking
What do you get spanked with the most?:	I really don't know...probably J's hand
On a scale of 1-10 how much does the spanking hurt?:	Depends on the spanking
Do you feel you deserve it?:	Yes
What do you get spanked for?:	For fun...or for mouthing off or something equally stupid...like giving J a good swat...LOL
How many times have you gotten spanked?:	More than I can count
How many times the spanker spank you during the spanking?:	I lose track
What do you do to deserve them?:	The things I mentioned a few questions up
Have you ever gotten spanked infront your friends?:	No
Have you ever gotten you butt caned?:	Yes with our delrin cane...but we want a rattan one
Do you like the pain of the spanking?:	Yes I do...even though sometimes it can hurt pretty badly
Have you ever gotten spanked with a wooden spoon?:	Yes, many times
Have you ever gotten spanked with a hairbrush?:	Oh, yes...many times
Have you ever asked to be spanked for something you did wrong?:	Yes I have
Is spanking a big part of your everyday life?:	yes it is
Do you get spanked more than once a day?:	Sometimes...and sometimes a few days go by between spankings
How often do you get spanked?:	At least once a week...but i get random swats on a daily basis LOL
Is your butt red and sore afterwards?:	Yes
Do you spanked gently or hard?:	What is gently?...LOL
Have you ever gotten spanked with a sneaker?:	No
Do you believe in spanking?:	Do I even have to answer this?
Have you ever been spanked so hard that you started to cry?:	Yes...and it can be a great release
Whate age Do you stated getting spanked?:	As an adult?...28 I believe...maybe a couple weeks before that
Do you still a get spanked?:	Yes I do
Do you think that spanking is a good punishment?:	Works for me
Have you ever gotten spanked for swearing?:	No
Do you think spanking is fun?:	Very fun :-)
What does the spanker say to you before your spanking?:	Depends on the spanking
Have you ever gotten spanked for getting bad grades?:	No
Have you ever gotten a spanking for no reason at all?:	Oh, yes
Have you ever gotten spanked by a teacher?:	Only in role play ;-)
Is your butt spankable?:	J seems to think so
Who spanks you the most?:	J is my only spanker
Is spanking your hobbie?:	I've never thought of it that way...
Do you want a spanking right now?:	Yes!
Do you get lectured during the spanking?:	Sometimes
Have you ever gotten spanked with your butt in the air?:	Yes
Have you ever gotten spanked so hard you butt was swollen?:	Sure have
Have you ever watched someone else you know getting spanked?:	No
Do you hate spankings?:	If I did they wouldn't be happening LOL
Have you ever spanked someone:	Yes
Did they learn their lesson?:	They learned they didn't like it LOL
How many people spank you?:	Just my J
Is spanking allowed in your family?:	My hubby is allowed to spank me, but not vice versa
Have you ever been spanked with more than one spanking instrument?:	Yes
Have you ever gotten spanked for lying?:	No and I hope I never am...that's a serious offense in our home
Have you ever gotten spanked for cursing?:	No
Take this survey Find more surveys Bzoink - The Original Survey Site

Happy Spanking Everyone!!!

~Brat V~

The Flip Flop Fly Swatter

I've been meaning to post about this for quite some time and it keeps slipping my mind. We were on our honeymoon a few months back and we found this in a little country store.



We just couldn't pass it up. But it was even funnier when we read the little tag attached.





The flip flop fly swatter? Who do they think they're kidding? LOL

Any spanko knows what it's really for. And while it's quite light as implements go, J has mastered the technique to make this sting on a bare bottom. Over clothes it's pretty wimpy, but who likes spankings over clothes anyway?!?!?!

I tried to find these on the manufacturer's website but was unsuccessful. However they must be pretty popular because Amazon is sold out of them. But if you wanted to pick one up for yourself, you can do so here. Of course, maybe you'll be lucky enough to find one in a little country store like we did.

We'll be out of town starting tomorrow and all weekend to celebrate the 4th so I won't be posting again until we get back. I hope everyone has a wonderful 4th of July!



Happy Spanking Everyone!!!

~Brat V~

The "Spanko" Gene

Does this so-called "spanko" gene exist? Disturbing as it is to think about it, I believe it does. I have witnessed a few things that have made me go ewww. Didn't need to see that.

I was at my dad's house. It was my step-mom's birthday. He turned her around and put his hand on her butt. She asked, "what are you doing?" He said, "it's your birthday, I'm going to whip your ass." *gag*

It didn't happen of course, but who's to say it didn't happen after all us kids had left? I realize our parents are sexual beings, but that's not a picture I want in my head.

Another thing. After I bought my cute little mini-flogger keychain (which EVERYONE gets a kick out of) and had attached my mini-handcuffs keychain to it my little brother's wife bursts out with, "oh how cute! Now you just need a little paddle to put on there!" Non-spankos would not even consider a paddle keychain. They snicker at them. She and and I have also discussed our mutual enjoyment of Anne Rice's "Beauty" series. If that doesn't scream "spanko" and even more so "sub" I don't know what does. That means my brother must be the top (and knowing his attitude he'd never switch). *trying to get that picture out of my head*`

I have also been out with my dad (and some other family and friends) when I purchased my lovely (functional) purple and black leather flogger. It was at a local Renaissance Fair a couple of years ago. Everyone wanted to play with it and I even got a picture of my step-mom whipping my friend M with it. It was all playful and fun of course but my dad isn't stupid. He knows damn well what it's for.

Yup, this spanko stuff has been in my blood for as long as I can remember. Even as a child who did not like the spankings she got for punishment, I've been fascinated with it. I used to bare my cabbage patch dolls bottoms (remember those?) and spank them with a ping pong paddle. I was never paddled as a child and only received spankings over clothing, never on the bare bottom. Yet that's how I spanked my dolls. It's funny, looking back. LOL

So I must conclude that yes, there is a spanko gene. And I'm happy it was passed down to me.

Happy Spanking Everyone!!!

~Brat V~

Life Gets in the Way Sometimes...

Life sometimes gets in the way of what we need, doesn't it? *sigh* I haven't been spanked in what seems like forever but hopefully that'll change soon.

Oh, I've gotten a few playful swats and that's been fun. Actually that's all I would've been able to stand here recently. Not feeling well puts a damper on things. And then female issues after that made me feel even worse. I do hate being a girl sometimes.

But things will be better soon!!! And I'll be sure to get a spanking before next weekend because we'll be spending more time with family on July 4th and any marks/bruises need to be faded before then LOL.

I really am very blessed to have everything I do...a wonderful husband, great parents, brothers and sisters. I do my best not to take any of them for granted. We're trying to throw a couple of kiddos into the mix but it's not happening LOL. Getting pregnant is harder than I thought! Six months of hard work and nothing to show for it yet. At least it's fun trying!!! :D

And I know that if we're blessed with children that spankings may be few and far between (especially at first) but we're ok with that. I do hope it happens soon!!!

But for now we'll enjoy our time together and all the spankings and fun we can get! Hopefully my bottom will be nice and rosy soon and I can post some new pics.

Happy Spanking Everyone!!!

~Brat V~

Sorry!!!

I promise not to get in the habit of too long a break between posts. Last weekend was a lot of fun and we're back in boringsville now LOL. Not too much spanking going on this past week either. I'll post again when we've had some fun!!!

~Brat V~

Back Home For the Weekend

That means no spankings for a few days (except a few playful swats maybe). Between his folks' house and mine we won't get much privacy. It's alright. I'm not feeling all that great (upset stomach) so I probably wouldn't want to play much anyway.

But I LOVE going home!!!

Yes, I still live in Texas, but I miss the hustle and bustle of Houston. This weekend is going to be great. I always love spending time with family and friends. It's nice to be just a few hours away even though the rising gas prices are going to make it harder and harder to go home.

Hopefully my tummy starts acting right soon because we're going to be doing plenty of eating this weekend! That's the wonderful thing about getting together with family. There's always plenty of food. From what I've been told, this weekend we'll be enjoying lots of crabs, barbecue, salmon and shrimp. All of which will be barbecued except the crab which will be boiled I think. Maybe steamed. I love food.

Well, I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. Happy spanking!!!

~Brat V~

Laughter

Well, it's been a few days and I don't want to get back in the habit of not posting again so here goes.

Man J spanks hard!!!

It amazes me that he can spank just a few times (well maybe more than a few), only with his hand, and leave my bottom so red and welted up. And then I had little bruises the next day. All from a few swats with his hand!!!

Did I mention I was laughing the whole time? I was also saying "no" but I was laughing too LOL. I can't possibly be the only girl out there that laughs during a spanking right? I mean, if I was really in trouble I wouldn't be laughing at all. But this was all in fun. So even though it REALLY hurt I couldn't stop laughing.

So I want to hear who else out there laughs during their spankings. I know I can't be the only one.

>:)

~Brat V~

Hand Strappings Suck

Well I got my hands strapped with the rubber ruler (see previous post) but no spanking with the hairbrush. Since the ruler is the agreed upon punishment for picking at my fingers, that's all I got. And BOY was it enough!!!

It SUCKS having my hands punished. AND I got a few more swats yesterday when J saw me picking at my fingers again. He says that will happen every time he sees me doing it. Yeah, I think my hands will be looking nice again really soon.

Hopefully my next post will be about some FUN!

~Brat V~

I Need a Spanking

I really do. It doesn't matter that I just got one the other night. That was for fun. But that's not what I need now...

I have this terrible habit. I picked it up when I was about 10 years old when I quit biting my fingernails. Well, instead, I now pick at the cuticles around my nails and my hands don't look very nice. I've quit before so I know I'm capable of doing it. It's just that lately I seemed to have slipped back into it and it's gotten REALLY bad. I know I need to quit. And so...



I hate this thing. It's more fierce than it looks. Especially on the hands (and that's where I'll be getting it). Rubber burns. And my hands will be burning later.



This brush is a fairly new addition. I've had a couple of wooden ones for some time now. This plastic one STINGS so bad. I suspect I'll be bawling my eyes out later and my bottom will be bright red once again.

I really want to go ask for this spanking now, but Daddy J is busy at the moment. It'll happen soon enough I suppose.

Hopefully it'll help me stop doing this since I really want to quit. Only time will tell.

~Brat V aka TX Spankogirl~

I'm Baaaack!!!!!

Well, I've been out of the loop for a while and now have this new page. I'll be trying to blog regularly again and I hope I regain some of my past readership.

For those of you that don't know anything about me.

I'm a newlywed spanko that is enjoying EVERYTHING about her life. J is the best husband anyone could ask for.

I'll cut to the chase. You want to see spanking pics, right? Ok.

From our honeymoon a few months back.



And a couple NEW pics just from TONIGHT!!! One taken with flash, one without. I don't know which came out better.





I will continue to post new pictures as we take them and new stories as I write them. Things are FABULOUS thus far and I hope they stay that way forever!!!

I'll head out for now since it's getting a little late.

I'm happy to be back!!!

Happy Spankings Everyone!!!

~Brat V aka TX Spankogirl~