Spanking the Virgins of Castle Anthrax

I'm a huge Monty Python fan. They were a bit before my time, but I grew up watching Monty Python's Flying Circus (thank God for PBS who still runs it late at night) and all their wonderful movies. I remember being about 12 and talking about one of their sketches and my uncle said to me, "what are you doing watching Monty Python? That's sick, adult humor." He was right of course, but I had already seen all of it by that age and had fallen in love with it.

My favorite of their movies by far is Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It's the most well-known and will never cease to be funny to me. They made a video game out of it several years ago and part of the game was "Spank the Virgin" referring to the virgins at Castle Anthrax. The last time we were at the Renaissance Fair my little brother started yelling out, "spank the virgin!" at the wenches that walked by. This was the same Ren Fair that I bought my flogger at that I wrote about in this post.

Here is a great clip from the movie of "Sir Galahad, the chaste" visiting Castle Anthrax, full of horny virgins that want to be spanked. Nothing graphic, but it's funny. Enjoy!



Happy Spanking Everyone!!!

~Brat V~

Spanking Survey

Both Bonnie and Padme posted this survey last week and I thought I'd have some fun with it. Enjoy!

spanking survey
Have you ever gotten spanked?:	Yes, many times
Do you like to be spanked?:	Very much so!
Are you bad?:	If I want to be >:)
Are you spanked over you pants or pants and undies pulled down?:	All of the above
What is your favorite thing about spanking?:	Letting go and giving up control...the sex that usually follows is nice too!!!
Do you get spanked hard?:	Yes...J can spank quite hard
What position are you in when getting spanked?:	Whatever position J puts me in
What do you like to be spanked with?:	J's hand of course...the leather paddle is also a favorite
Do you all get spanked?:	Just me...I don't spank J
Who spanks you?:	My husband, Daddy J
How long does the spanking last?:	However long J wants it to
When is the last time you got spanked?:	I got a short one in the kitchen yesterday evening :D
Do you spank yourself?:	I have before but don't really care for it
Do you have a spanking fetish?:	Of course :-)
After your spanking is over do you still act bratty later on?:	J would say yes...especially if it was a fun spanking and not punishment
How hard do you get spanked?:	Pretty damn hard LOL
Have you ever gotten your butt belted?:	Yes, many times
Have you ever gotten your butt paddled?:	Yes...we have several paddles...leather, lexan, large wooden, small wooden, mini boat oar
Have you ever gotten spanked in public?:	Just a few swats for fun...not a real spanking
What do you get spanked with the most?:	I really don't know...probably J's hand
On a scale of 1-10 how much does the spanking hurt?:	Depends on the spanking
Do you feel you deserve it?:	Yes
What do you get spanked for?:	For fun...or for mouthing off or something equally stupid...like giving J a good swat...LOL
How many times have you gotten spanked?:	More than I can count
How many times the spanker spank you during the spanking?:	I lose track
What do you do to deserve them?:	The things I mentioned a few questions up
Have you ever gotten spanked infront your friends?:	No
Have you ever gotten you butt caned?:	Yes with our delrin cane...but we want a rattan one
Do you like the pain of the spanking?:	Yes I do...even though sometimes it can hurt pretty badly
Have you ever gotten spanked with a wooden spoon?:	Yes, many times
Have you ever gotten spanked with a hairbrush?:	Oh, yes...many times
Have you ever asked to be spanked for something you did wrong?:	Yes I have
Is spanking a big part of your everyday life?:	yes it is
Do you get spanked more than once a day?:	Sometimes...and sometimes a few days go by between spankings
How often do you get spanked?:	At least once a week...but i get random swats on a daily basis LOL
Is your butt red and sore afterwards?:	Yes
Do you spanked gently or hard?:	What is gently?...LOL
Have you ever gotten spanked with a sneaker?:	No
Do you believe in spanking?:	Do I even have to answer this?
Have you ever been spanked so hard that you started to cry?:	Yes...and it can be a great release
Whate age Do you stated getting spanked?:	As an adult?...28 I believe...maybe a couple weeks before that
Do you still a get spanked?:	Yes I do
Do you think that spanking is a good punishment?:	Works for me
Have you ever gotten spanked for swearing?:	No
Do you think spanking is fun?:	Very fun :-)
What does the spanker say to you before your spanking?:	Depends on the spanking
Have you ever gotten spanked for getting bad grades?:	No
Have you ever gotten a spanking for no reason at all?:	Oh, yes
Have you ever gotten spanked by a teacher?:	Only in role play ;-)
Is your butt spankable?:	J seems to think so
Who spanks you the most?:	J is my only spanker
Is spanking your hobbie?:	I've never thought of it that way...
Do you want a spanking right now?:	Yes!
Do you get lectured during the spanking?:	Sometimes
Have you ever gotten spanked with your butt in the air?:	Yes
Have you ever gotten spanked so hard you butt was swollen?:	Sure have
Have you ever watched someone else you know getting spanked?:	No
Do you hate spankings?:	If I did they wouldn't be happening LOL
Have you ever spanked someone:	Yes
Did they learn their lesson?:	They learned they didn't like it LOL
How many people spank you?:	Just my J
Is spanking allowed in your family?:	My hubby is allowed to spank me, but not vice versa
Have you ever been spanked with more than one spanking instrument?:	Yes
Have you ever gotten spanked for lying?:	No and I hope I never am...that's a serious offense in our home
Have you ever gotten spanked for cursing?:	No
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Happy Spanking Everyone!!!

~Brat V~

The Flip Flop Fly Swatter

I've been meaning to post about this for quite some time and it keeps slipping my mind. We were on our honeymoon a few months back and we found this in a little country store.



We just couldn't pass it up. But it was even funnier when we read the little tag attached.





The flip flop fly swatter? Who do they think they're kidding? LOL

Any spanko knows what it's really for. And while it's quite light as implements go, J has mastered the technique to make this sting on a bare bottom. Over clothes it's pretty wimpy, but who likes spankings over clothes anyway?!?!?!

I tried to find these on the manufacturer's website but was unsuccessful. However they must be pretty popular because Amazon is sold out of them. But if you wanted to pick one up for yourself, you can do so here. Of course, maybe you'll be lucky enough to find one in a little country store like we did.

We'll be out of town starting tomorrow and all weekend to celebrate the 4th so I won't be posting again until we get back. I hope everyone has a wonderful 4th of July!



Happy Spanking Everyone!!!

~Brat V~

The "Spanko" Gene

Does this so-called "spanko" gene exist? Disturbing as it is to think about it, I believe it does. I have witnessed a few things that have made me go ewww. Didn't need to see that.

I was at my dad's house. It was my step-mom's birthday. He turned her around and put his hand on her butt. She asked, "what are you doing?" He said, "it's your birthday, I'm going to whip your ass." *gag*

It didn't happen of course, but who's to say it didn't happen after all us kids had left? I realize our parents are sexual beings, but that's not a picture I want in my head.

Another thing. After I bought my cute little mini-flogger keychain (which EVERYONE gets a kick out of) and had attached my mini-handcuffs keychain to it my little brother's wife bursts out with, "oh how cute! Now you just need a little paddle to put on there!" Non-spankos would not even consider a paddle keychain. They snicker at them. She and and I have also discussed our mutual enjoyment of Anne Rice's "Beauty" series. If that doesn't scream "spanko" and even more so "sub" I don't know what does. That means my brother must be the top (and knowing his attitude he'd never switch). *trying to get that picture out of my head*`

I have also been out with my dad (and some other family and friends) when I purchased my lovely (functional) purple and black leather flogger. It was at a local Renaissance Fair a couple of years ago. Everyone wanted to play with it and I even got a picture of my step-mom whipping my friend M with it. It was all playful and fun of course but my dad isn't stupid. He knows damn well what it's for.

Yup, this spanko stuff has been in my blood for as long as I can remember. Even as a child who did not like the spankings she got for punishment, I've been fascinated with it. I used to bare my cabbage patch dolls bottoms (remember those?) and spank them with a ping pong paddle. I was never paddled as a child and only received spankings over clothing, never on the bare bottom. Yet that's how I spanked my dolls. It's funny, looking back. LOL

So I must conclude that yes, there is a spanko gene. And I'm happy it was passed down to me.

Happy Spanking Everyone!!!

~Brat V~